I think I'd rather be elsewhere at the moment

So you don't feel like jury duty? Mr. Erik Slye of Gallatin County, Montana didn't and here's what he wrote in his request to be excused:

Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my familys (sic) wellbeing at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs (sic) balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f--k alone.

No word on whether the judge excused him from service.