Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Practical realities

Overheard in an undisclosed courthouse located somewhere on the outer edge of civilization...

First attorney: Y'all know who Grover Norquist is? He's that conservative guy who makes candidates sign a pledge that they'll never raise taxes. I heard him on the radio say he was in favor of legalizing marijuana.

Second attorney: Just take a look at how much money Colorado's made with it. Make it legal and tax the hell out of it.

Third attorney: It's never made sense that liquor's legal but marijuana isn't. But I don't want to see it legal - I've got three kids I'm putting through college.

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