Overheard in an undisclosed courthouse located somewhere on the outer edge of civilization...
First attorney: Y'all know who Grover Norquist is? He's that conservative guy who makes candidates sign a pledge that they'll never raise taxes. I heard him on the radio say he was in favor of legalizing marijuana.
Second attorney: Just take a look at how much money Colorado's made with it. Make it legal and tax the hell out of it.
Third attorney: It's never made sense that liquor's legal but marijuana isn't. But I don't want to see it legal - I've got three kids I'm putting through college.