Tiger Woods has now found himself in No Man's Land in the aftermath of his off-road excursion outside his Orlando mansion.These are the musings, ramblings, rantings and observations of Houston DWI Attorney Paul B. Kennedy on DWI defense, general criminal defense, philosophy and whatever else tickles his fancy.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Catching a tiger by the tale
Tiger Woods has now found himself in No Man's Land in the aftermath of his off-road excursion outside his Orlando mansion.Saturday, November 28, 2009
Giving attorneys a (really) bad name
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
It lives! The Fourth Amendment lives!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
State troopers on the prowl for drunk drivers
Judge overturns conviction based upon actual innocence
Monday, November 23, 2009
DIVERT = deferred adjudication
What's a qualified vampire, er, technician?
(a) Only a physician, qualified technician, chemist, registered professional nurse or licensed vocational nurse may take a blood specimen at the request or order of a peace officer under this chapter. The blood specimen must be taken in a sanitary place...(c) In this section, "qualified technician" does not include emergency medical services personnel.
1) Have an associate degree or at least 60 semester hours of academic credit from an accredited school.
plus
2a) Complete a NAACLS accredited program within the last five (5) years; or
2b) Have 6 semester hours of chemistry or 6 semester hours of biology and CLA certification; or
2c) Have 6 semester hours of chemistry or 6 semester hours of biology and completion of a fifty (50) week U.S. military medical laboratory training course with official notarized documentation; or
2d) Have 6 semester hours of chemistry or 6 semester hours of biology and three (3) years of full time clinical laboratory experience in Blood Banking, Chemistry, Hematology, Microbiology, Immunology, and Clinical Microscopy in the U.S., Canada, or CAP/The Joint Commission accredited laboratory within the last ten (10) years.
Satisfying one of the 1) plus of one of the 2a-2d allows you to sit for the MLT (ASCP) exam.
Exam: Pass the ASCP’s Board of Registry’s examination for Medical Laboratory Technician
(1) At least 18 years old
(2) Complete high school or GED certificate (Texas Education Agency approved or out-of-state equivalent)
(3) Successful completion of a DSHS approved EMS training course
(4) Submit EMS Personnel Certification Application and fee
(5) Pass National Registry exam
(6) To gain paramedic licensure status, you are required to follow the steps above and submit proof of either a two-year EMS degree or a four-year degree in any field.
(1) 14 hours of classroom lecture,(2) Articles on drawing blood,(3) Basic phlebotomy test, and(4) 50 blood draws at a hospital.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Court upholds suppression of blood test result
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Not letting humanity get in the way of politics
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
My day on the other side of the bar

Here are my tweets - and commentary - from jury duty today...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Embedded inside the jury pool
Google launches legal search engine
Monday, November 16, 2009
Due process rights? What due process rights?
Friday, November 13, 2009
Facebook provides alibi for New York City teen
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Ambiguity and hate crime legislation
Farming out discipline
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
DA looking into traffic fatality prosecutions
"The Vehicular Crime Section had deviated from the long-standing practice of this office concerning what was necessary to raise a civil negligent traffic accident case to that of criminal negligence." -- Harris County DA's Office statement
Does it play both ways?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Texas Senate holds hearings on state forensic commission
And what do you think of the emperor's new clothes?
About once a week I get a phone call from someone with some firm that does search engine optimization -- whatever that is. Everyone of these folks tells me they can get my website to the top of Google or Yahoo! They all tell me they represent a handful of other attorneys in Houston that are already on top.Monday, November 9, 2009
You might hold off on going through the car wash
"The vehicle appeared to be freshly cleaned and detailed."
Death penalty found to have little deterrent effect
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Forgive and forget
Deer Park native Andy Pettite was one of the heroes of the Yankees' world series winning team. Pettite, as many of y'all remember was implicated in the Mitchell Report as using illegal performance enhancing drugs. Pettite promptly owned up to cheating.Tuesday, November 3, 2009
My daughter and I
Why doesn't this surprise me?
Monday, November 2, 2009
Being first has its advantages
