I (may or may not have) received a call this afternoon from a woman who thought she was in need of an attorney. There was some matter about being harmed by a government agency. I asked her to tell me how she was injured and by whom. What I heard on the other end of the phone was so fascinating I couldn't stop listening.
About a year after 9/11 this damsel in distress found herself under surveillance by domestic spies a
t the behest of the Department of Homeland Security (has there even been a more Nazi-inspired agency name than that?). At some point she told me the department tried to drive her to suicide by drugging a jug of milk. She said she started having suicidal thoughts after drinking the milk. So she bought another jug (with a later expiration date) and because suspicious when the first jug of milk never went bad on her.
t the behest of the Department of Homeland Security (has there even been a more Nazi-inspired agency name than that?). At some point she told me the department tried to drive her to suicide by drugging a jug of milk. She said she started having suicidal thoughts after drinking the milk. So she bought another jug (with a later expiration date) and because suspicious when the first jug of milk never went bad on her.Later on, she continued, the department planted a device in a hamburger she 
ate that implanted itself in her stomach, allowing spies to listen in on everything she said and heard. Then, in the last year, she went out on a date with a man who turned out to be a spy. They went to the movies and he put his hand down "hard" on her lap. When she got home that night she saw a needle mark on her leg where his hand had been.
ate that implanted itself in her stomach, allowing spies to listen in on everything she said and heard. Then, in the last year, she went out on a date with a man who turned out to be a spy. They went to the movies and he put his hand down "hard" on her lap. When she got home that night she saw a needle mark on her leg where his hand had been.When she asked me if I knew of any government agencies that would be able to investigate this situtation I had to tell her (with not one hint of sarcasm) that since the Department of Homeland Security was a goverment agency that it was unlikely any other government agency would actually investigate their activities. She said that made sense to her.
Unfortunately I had to tell her that I don't practice in the federal courts and that she should look for an attorney who did. Luckily for some of y'all out there (and you know who you are) I didn't give out names or phone numbers when she asked who might be able to help.
Maybe I need to remove some of those key words I have in meta-titles of my web page such as psychotic, delusional, nut job...
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"Maybe I need to remove some of those key words I have in meta-titles of my web page such as psychotic, delusional, nut job..."
What for? They not strongly influence on search robots.
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