Thursday, August 13, 2009

Will the real Pat Lykos stand up?

Who knew Harris County District Attorney Pat Lykos was down with Twitter. Here are a sampling of her tweets (and no, Mr. Anonymous, I had nothing to do with this)...


    1. How many prosecutors does it take to handle a felony court? Not as many as these bums want you to believe.
    2. Going to send Hannah to make the rounds and make sure everybody is working hard. These bastards will slack off if you let them.
    3. What's the matter, asshole, you don't like dogs?
    4. Grabbing a smoke before going back to building the best fucking DA's Office in the USA.


Anonymous said...

This is one of the funniest spoofs I've seen in a long time. It would have been funnier if the spoofer had Lykos say "gotta break for a Jack and a smoke."

Houston DWI Attorney Paul B. Kennedy, said...

Agreed. I would like to know who's behind it.