"This is a very difficult time for my family and I right now. I would like to apologize to my family, my colleagues, my supporters and the citizens of Harris County for _______________ and any embarassment it may have caused. At this time I feel it best for my family and this court that I resign. I also want to thank all the people who have supported me through the years - without your hard work and dedication I never would have had the opportunity to serve the citizens of Harris County."
If there are any other elected officials in Harris County needing to make a quick exit from public life, please feel free to cut-and-paste this statement as necessary.