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A while back I had a frequent commenter ask me why I required people to type the squiggly letters in a box in order to leave a comment because it looked like I published every comment.

The truth is I don't publish every comment. I will publish both positive and negative comments from readers. I have no problem accepting criticism. If I didn't want criticism I wouldn't use this forum to express my opinions.

What I don't publish are the scores of spam comments I get on a regular basis. They are quite insipid and I don't feel I should allow this blawg to be the vehicle for their attempts to game Google.

Here's one such comment I received:

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There was a link for some kind of women's boots at the end of the comment and "Roger B. Ferguson" tried to post it in response to my post on the DA's citizen  propaganda prosecutor academy up in Dallas. To this day I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

Then there was this:

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Call me silly but I'm not thinking "Sarah P. Gavin" is really her name. She wanted to put up a link to some silver jewelry site on my post about the new French law making it a crime to deny that Turkey committed genocide in the aftermath of World War I.

"Robert Ducket" left me this special comment on my post about the price Pat Lykos was paying for thinking outside the box when it came to drug cases and DWI's:

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I would suggest that the Toronto law firm that hired someone to post the spam comment would at least take a look at the crap their marketer is spewing on the internet. It really doesn't inspire confidence. Y'all might want to ask your SEO rep to bone up on his English grammar before the next wave of spam goes out.

And, just to show that there is a certain irony to life, I leave you with this comment from a DWI lawyer out in California:

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It was a comment to, appropriately enough, a post about spamming.

Didn't they name a surgery after this guy?

Who is Thomas Jhon and why is he spamming on this blog?

These are a few of Mr. Jhon's spam comments (no back-links):

From Defense attorney turns snitch (Jan. 4, 2010)

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From Today the interlock, tomorrow ... (Jan. 2, 2010) and DWI is big business (Dec. 30, 2009)

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I still have no clue what the hell that's supposed to mean.

From Taxi, dammit! (Dec. 29, 2009)

"Texas DWI attorney also looks into cases regarding drunken driving or for driving under the influence of a substance which is intoxicating. The attorney assists their client in preventing their license from being revoked or suspended, and represents their client at the hearing. Tax Attorney could also call for an acquittal of the case or a dismissal."

Now there's something I didn't know. If you want a DWI case dismissed, just go to a tax attorney. Now why didn't I think of that?

When I typed "Thomas Jhon" into Google I pulled up some articles he wrote that link back to legalinfo-online.com (sorry, but no back-links today). According to the webpage, Legalinfo-Online.com is a "One Stop Platform for all Sorts of Legal Information." And here's what they have to say about themselves:

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If you need a good DWI attorney, Legalinfo-Online.com is there for you, too:

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If you have been charged under DUI, your immediate first step should be to get in touch with an attorney who is specialized in exclusively handling such cases. The web is one such means where you can look for a professional online DUI lawyer. Other sources of locating a specialized attorney can be your friends, relatives or maybe even your family lawyer. The Yellow Pages are another good source to locate an experienced DUI attorney, or go through an exhaustive law directory in any library. Remember not to get carried away by flashy ads.

Driving under the influence of alcohol is lethally risky. If you have a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) higher than 0.10, then you are seven times more at risk of getting involved in a fatal road accident, as compared to a person who has not taken any type of alcoholic beverage. In the US, the law states that any person who is found with a BAC greater than 0.08 is considered to be guilty of infringing driving rules, and can thus be convicted under DUI. Punishment is quite severe ranging from penalties to even imprisonment; and this is why you require a good DUI defense lawyer who is well versed with legal connotations to help you. Expert DUI lawyers will successfully find a way out so that the court as well as the DMV system turns favorable towards you.

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